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Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

Before you, I never believed in forever Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

Can anything be more valuable than our love? since you are with me, my only measurement is in heartbeats.

While heaven must surely mourn the loss of one of its own, we mere mortals celebrate your grace.

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Instagram status every  minutes?
Boy: Instagram  keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.

Some things are better in dreams.

I’ve officially been diagnosed with OICD (Obsessive Instagram  checking disorder)I have also been told that I am beyond cure Please pray for me.

The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

Roses are red, Instagram is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!

She is my Best Friend You break her heart, I will break your face.

is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wallGrrrr Instagram won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.

Now Only  Instagram….

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Silence is the most powerful scream.