Funny SMS In Hindi

Funny sms in hindi :- Everyone these days looks like he is tensed because of their friends and family or even their work stress so now we have Awesome collection of funny sms in hindi font. These types of Short Funny sms in hindi for whatsapp and facebook give you a bit of fun all the time that would surely make your day even more controllable and one line Very Funny Status for Girls and Boys are usually very popular on the web nowadays because they are the ideal stress relievers which you can look for You probably would be capable to overcome much of your stress for the moment whenever you check out these types of Funny.

Funny shayari in Hindi font utilizes your pain as the basis of laughter, funny shayari on love is also it makes use of lines. Change angry mood with this collection. Dealing with your stress with Funny GF – BF sms is quite possible and also in reality, it is actually a lot easier than you may have imagined. It’s very simple idea to live your life happily, funnily and without tress give a Five (5) minutes on SmsGrand and read all latest sorry collection of Status, Sms And Shayari. 

Whenever you feel pressurized at the workplace and you want exceedingly strained , check out some of the Funny DP Status in Hindi and you would immediately start making your stress in a lighter manner and also would probably be even more Happier. I also use this trick to come out from Pressurized and Stress feeling. Our collection and choose is according to your choice.

Funny Sms In Hindi

funny sms in hindi

Romantic Funny Sms In Hindi

Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki, ‘USKI’ har saas ‘TUMHARI’ kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki ‘USKI MAA’ tumhari saas ban jaye..


Usne mehandi laga rakhi thi, Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi,
Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi, Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi.


Husbnd wife se bola:- “Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe, A-JAAN
Khuda kasam Agli bar “KHANE” me Ye baal aaya to
SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!

Funny Sms In Hindi For Husband and Wife

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die.
Lady: Thank God….. My Husband is Safe…


Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle, Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle.


Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai…

Funny Sms For Student In Hindi

Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …:


Behind Every FAIL Student,There Is A HOT Girlfriend And
What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.


Birthday Koi Koi Wish Karta Hai, Magar  Result Ke Time Pe
Dada Ki Behan Ki Beti Ke Husband Ki Behan Tak Ka Phone Aa Jata Hai…


If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response “Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata”
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says “Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar”..

Funny Sms In Hindi For Lover

Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ?
Splleling mistake thi yr….


आशिकी की हद तो देखो एक लड़के की गर्ल फ्रेंड मर गयी तोउस लड़के ने चिता पर लेट कर लड़कीके साथ सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया –
“Me with My ex girl Friend”. at शमशान घाट.


she: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jaayenge?
he: Doosre doctor ke pass.

Funny Sms For Girlfriend And Boyfriend

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha. Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.
Girl: Saale. Tu toh chahta hai k ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi..


कंप्यूटर के जैसा ‪दिमाग था मेरा….‪‎ पगली ने ‪‎luv u luv u कर के ‪‎हैंग कर दिया..!!


Aapko Dekhkr Sitare Chamak Mangege Pyase Aapki Zulfon Se Ghta Mangege,
Apne Kndhe Se Duptta Na Sarkne Dena Vrna Buddhe B Jwani Ki Dua Mangege.

Funny Sms In Hindi For Boys

THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi  “ZiNDaGi H”
GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi  “ZiNDaGi H”
1 LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr
DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi  “ZiNDaGi H”.


Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar TShaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.


Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Har ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.

Funny Sms In Hindi For Girls

गर्लफ्रेंड : कहां हो तुम ? और इतनी देर से मेरी मिसकॉल अटेंड क्यों नहीं की ???
बॉयफ्रेंड : जानू ,अस्पताल में हूँ , मेजर ऐक्सिडेंट हो गया है मेरा।
गर्लफ्रेंड : वहां से कब डिस्चार्ज हो जाओगे ?
बॉयफ्रेंड : दो चार दिनों में।
गर्लफ्रेंड : ओके, कोई बात नहीं , अभी किसी से कहकर मेरा मोबाइल रिचार्ज करवा दो , तो हाल- चाल पूछती रहूंगी!


Pappu: Papa ghar mein mehmaan aae hain aur sharabat bnaane ke lie nemboo nahin hai, ab kya karoon?
Santa: abe, darata kyon hai? nae Vim Baar mein 100 neemboo kee shakti hai, daal de 2 boond beta!…


1, ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai.
Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

Very Funny Sms In Hindi

Wo Kehte H Ladne Se “Mohabbat” Badhti Hai..
Yeh Sunte Hi Hum Uski Ankh Pe
“Mukka” Mar K Bhag Aaye!
Thik Kiya Na.!


Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha..
Bf: Phir ?
Girl:Phir Kya, Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..!!


Kuch log zindgi mein piche reh jate hain aur . . . . .
Unke pet aage nikal jaate hain.

Funny Sms In Hindi For Facebook

baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya,
baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya
uske bap ne dekh lia aur I.C.U. me hosh aya.


Girl: wht is ur job.
Boy: im in admin dept.
Girl: which company.
Boy: arey fb pe 2-3 pages ka admin hun aur kya chahiye…


Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

Funny Sms In Hindi For Whatsapp

Whatsapp से Text स्टेटस का ऑप्शन हटने पर सबसे दुःखी वो Love Birds है
जो लड़ाई होने पर दुःख भरे स्टेटस चेपकर आपस मे इमोशनल अत्याचार करते थे.


1 ladki ki dua Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi


Jidhar Dekho Ishq K Bimar Baithe H, Hazaron Mar Gaye Lakhon Taiyar Baithe H,
Barbad Hote Hain Ladkiyon K Piche, Aur Kehte Hai Ki Berojgar Baithe H.

Santa Banta Funny Sms In Hindi

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife


Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai?
Boy: 3 , present, past, future
Sir: gud, Exampl do
Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga.


Santa’s Wife:”Pichle saal mere birthday per tumne mujhe LOHE ka Palang lekar diya tha..Iss baar kya De rahe ho.??
Santa:”Iss Baar soch raha hun Uss Palang me Current Dedu…:

Funny Sms Of The Day In Hindi

Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya.
takdir mai hai jo wahi milega….
takdir mai hai jo wahi milega…..
Hands-up bhootni waalo koe apni jagah se nahi hilega.


अपनी इंडिया में सरकार हो या शादी, सबको एक साल में खुश खबरी चाहिए..। 


ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena,
Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena,
Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA,
Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena.


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चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती;
वाह वाह!
चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती;
और गर्लफ्रेंड मोटी हो जाए तो बाहों में नहीं आती…


Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
“SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI”
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
“AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE”.


मैने कहा…मेरे इश्क़ में फ़ना हो जाओ…उसने भी कह दिया… पेपर चल रहे है दफ़ा हो जाओ…


Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!


Julfo Mein Phoolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai, Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,
Kisi Ne Pucha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Maine Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.


Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2…


Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai, Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge, Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.


Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .


Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi, Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera, Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.


Shayari by Sardar-
“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga


Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad, Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.