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Always remember that you’re unique Just like everyone else.


Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…


My attitude based on how you treat me.


Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.


Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy…
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Alas, I’m not so perfect but thank God you make me different and unique.


I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine-pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.


Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all, intelligence has its limits.


It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.


I wish my parents were like Google They should understand me even before I complete.


When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.


Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me.


When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.


I just wanted you to know that somebody cares Not me, but somebody does.


Keep a cool head and maintain a low profile Never take the lead – but aim to do something big.


Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not 😂


Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all, intelligence has its limits.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action They rented out my room.


When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.


I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.


You can never buy love..but still you have to pay for it.


I am multi talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.