SMS in English

Facebook STATUS In English

The road to success is always under construction.

It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Life is like Facebook People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose The longer the title the less important the job.

The longer the title the less important the job.

You have to learn the rules of the game And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Facebook sms in English

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

I shoot him a dirty look I’m serious.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right 😀
Facebook sms in English

It’s okay if you disagree with me I can’t force you to be right.

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.

Come! Come to sit by me It’s a nice bench Nice and lovely on the butt.