I love food and sleep If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Parachute for Sale! used once, never opened…

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool and stay focused.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet 😆

Diet rule #: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
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When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor 😉

We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not 😂

His story is history, my story is mystery.

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off!
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

God is really creative, I mean…just look at me!!!

I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

I’m not lazy, I’m just in my energy saving mode.

Silent people have the loudest minds.