Ladies: A real man won’t send you mixed signals, because a real man knows what he wants.

My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for her-self.

If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has  more letters.

Today I came across a book that said: ‘All the things men know about woman’, it was blank inside.

Don’t take too much time to text her back It makes her feel you’re talking to someone more important than her.

I’m cool but summer made me hot.

Girls are like phones They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.

Girls are like police Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.

My attitude based on how you treat me.

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘To do list’.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

Hey Girls, I’m Mr Right Someone said you were looking for me?

If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: ‘GIRL’.

It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.

I would love to see the ‘pretty girls’ in my school remove their makeup.

When girls get jealous, it’s normal But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.

I am single, because I haven’t found someone who deserves me.

Boys are great, every girl should have one.

Girl’s biggest lie: I’m OK.

Any woman can drive you crazy when you’re with her Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.