Don’T Take My Kindness As A Sign Of Weakness.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

I Know I’M Awesome. So I Don’T Care About Your Opinion.

I’D Rather Be Hated For Who I Am, Than Loved For Who I Am Not.

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you

When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.

I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn’T Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn’T Look Good Either.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence? Huh

I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.